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I'm Will and I'm a dumb nerd who likes pirates too much
~ Tuesday, September 30 ~
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why did I deliberately try and avoid a skyrim thieves guild spoiler

I’ve literally played through that chain 4 times

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lordaerons said: hey

tleilaxu-ghola:

1. First impression: guy likes kalmah thus i like guy
2. Truth is: generous and hilarious and totally awesome and super chill and probably the most together anyone has ever been for being 18 or whatever
3. How likely is it that u could convince me to do a crime: if you raised an eyebrow at me and gestured towards a criminal opportunity you’d know i’d be on it
4. Have you ever made me laugh: i can’t talk to you without laughing
5. Best feature: GIANT HANDS
6. What animal do u remind me of: fiddler crab (google it and you’ll get it)
7. Recommend u a book/movie: you’d love the chocolate covered dick out of dune
8. If i could take u to a place on earth it would be: fuck if i know

they don’t call me Will “Yaoi Hands” Muscat for nothing

Tags: THANK U THO CODY YOU ARE MY FAVORITE PEOPLE
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richwhitelesbian:

bro i love sports and women. i got to like 8th base with this hot babe “8th base whats that” she took me to the house she grew up in and showed me pictures of her dead relatives. We sat in the living room and she told me the stories of her life that lead to that moment. Like quicksand they, and that moment were gone and we left back into the cold world which we’d been spat into. It was raining


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reallyhardpoop said: HEY!:D

1. First impression: “this person seems super rad”
2. Truth is: I don’t know you terribly well yet, but so far it seems I’m not mistaken w/ that first impression
3. How likely is it that u could convince me to do a crime: I’m not sure how persuasive you are but considering my past responses to this, I think it’s likely
4. Have you ever made me laugh: I definitely think so
5. Best feature: eyebrow game 2 skrong
6. What animal do u remind me of: something badass like a falcon probably
7. Recommend u a book/movie: if you’re into Tolkien’s stuff at all then I’d recommend The Children of Húrin
8. If i could take u to a place on earth it would be: anywhere I have access to baking supplies so I can whip up some brownies tbh


~ Monday, September 29 ~
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send me more of those “hey” things this is a ton of fun

Tags: idc if we've been mutuals for 2 days or 2 years bruh go for it
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herrcolonel said: Hey :V

1. First impression: “VERY GOOD WRITING”
2. Truth is: not only are you an insanely good writer and artist, but you’re also a really good friend of mine and you’re one of those people where it’s easy to have a conversation about pretty much anything, aside from just being generally immensely cool and thoughtful
3. How likely is it that u could convince me to do a crime: you would probably use your skill with words to make it not even sound like I’d be committing a crime, but then having me realize later and still be okay with it
4. Have you ever made me laugh: definitely
5. Best feature: your hair is exceptionally nice
6. What animal do u remind me of: an owl, strangely enough
7. Recommend u a book/movie: anything by HP Lovecraft
8. If i could take u to a place on earth it would be: if there were a place where Momus would exist in reality then probably there

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brockfuckinglesnar said: HEY HO HEY HEY HO HEY

1. First impression: this dude likes wrasslin
2. Truth is: man I don’t think there’s ever been a time when you haven’t been completely 100% fucking rad and I have a ton of respect for you and you’re that type of dude to make people proud to be your friend
3. How likely is it that u could convince me to do a crime: something something illegal wrestling move
4. Have you ever made me laugh: without a doubt
5. Best feature: you look unreasonably good in a pink waistcoat/vest
6. What animal do u remind me of: a very friendly rhinoceros
7. Recommend u a book/movie: American Gods by Neil Gaiman
8. If i could take u to a place on earth it would be: Ha, Bhutan (mostly because there’s a place called Ha)

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destructive-infinity said: HEY!

1. First impression: “BRUH”
2. Truth is: dude I’ve known you since my super cringey metal blogging days and you’ve remained super fucking chill throughout the entire time and will no doubt remain that way until the end of time
3. How likely is it that u could convince me to do a crime: reasonably likely
4. Have you ever made me laugh: absolutely
5. Best feature: your big meaty claws
6. What animal do u remind me of: a giraffe for some reason
7. Recommend u a book/movie: definitely watch Burn After Reading bc Brad Pitt and George Clooney are hilarious in it
8. If i could take u to a place on earth it would be: I know you live in california so you’ve already had in-n-out, so I would probably take you to this one mexican restaurant near my house because it’s literally the best I’ve ever had tbh

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beyondthedarksun said: Hey (:

1. First impression: “this person has fantastic taste in music”
2. Truth is: you’re seriously one of the coolest, kindest people I know (with fantastic music taste
3. How likely is it that u could convince me to do a crime: play Kalmah and I’m there
4. Have you ever made me laugh: definitely
5. Best feature: how do u make ur hair look so smooth tho
6. What animal do u remind me of: probably like a cool bird or something because I associate you with Insomnium and for whatever reason I associate Insomnium with birds
7. Recommend u a book/movie: I recommended it to Cody too but man if you haven’t seen it you should go see The Grand Budapest Hotel
8. If i could take u to a place on earth it would be: is Kalmah a location

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sometimes I wanna make puns about my friends’ names but then I remember that my name is Will and how terrible it is to hear “haha I WILL Will” when I ask someone to do something

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tellittoreadersdigest said: hey ;)

1. First impression: it’s literally been so long I can’t even remember but I followed you so it must have been good
2. Truth is: one of my best friends and one of the coolest, most supportive, most rationally-thinking people I know
3. How likely is it that u could convince me to do a crime: very likely, assuming you don’t bring up Megadeth
4. Have you ever made me laugh: fuck you and your puns
5. Best feature: beard that I don’t have
6. What animal do u remind me of: either buns or hedgehogs, both for obvious reasons
7. Recommend u a book/movie: I know you haven’t read asoiaf yet 
8. If i could take u to a place on earth it would be: in-n-out burger brah you need to have in-n-out burger


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tleilaxu-ghola said: eeeeeeeAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYY

1. First impression: “this guy knows a lot about many things”
2. Truth is: “this guy knows a lot about many things but also what the fuck this guy knows how to do literally everything and has excellent taste in most things”
3. How likely is it that u could convince me to do a crime: extremely likely
4. Have you ever made me laugh: pretty much every conversation we have
5. Best feature: soft green skin, sensual cone-shaped ears, strong masculine ogre body, layers
6. What animal do u remind me of: a very knowledgeable ferret
7. Recommend u a book/movie: anything by Steven Erikson, assuming you’re not already familiar with his stuff (if you are then go watch The Grand Budapest Hotel go do it now)
8. If i could take u to a place on earth it would be: that one big hole with the fire that I read about one time, just so I could have an excuse to go there and check that shit out

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mutuals this is actually really fun go

jealousgf:

Send me a ”hey” and i’ll do this:

1. First impression:
2. Truth is: 
3. How likely is it that u could convince me to do a crime:
4. Have you ever made me laugh: 
5. Best feature:
6. What animal do u remind me of:
7. Recommend u a book/movie:
8. If i could take u to a place on earth it would be:

(Source: jealousgf)

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